Monday, April 7, 2008

EXPOSE: the truth behind the 'friendship"


we all know them to be the best of friends. i grew up with them. ernie always being mischievous. bert the straight-laced one, with a twin. i dont even know what they do for a living. but i do know they share an apartment, separate beds. and they are sweet enough to always think of each other.

it was the best example of male bonding.

till now.

our cameras have captured what goes on inside the apartment. when the cameras stop rolling. male bonding my foot. male badings for sure.



and ernie is the bottom. i didnt think he would be the type, being so giggly. id think he would get tickled. they seem to be having a grand time, as seen in the way bert is smiling. well i would, too.


so there you have it folk. scoop of the decade. they really are a couple!

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

all along i thought it was bert who bottoms.

there was this urban legend circulating that bert died of HIV. slut muppet, so chica. haha.

Dats said...

LOL!!!!!! oh please...hangang sila sasama pa sa kaguluhan!? LOL!!!

Anonymous said...

OMGooossh! I'm now eternally traumatized. My childhood friends are nothing but sham. What's left of my innocent child within became as volatile as ammonia in seconds...

Now I know, why I became gay. I watched too much sesame street!!!

Even as a kid I was probbly unconciously looking for my bert. hahaha.

closet case said...

hey friedreich. bert's very much alive doing counselling at an HIV clinic! harhar

yes dats, kasama sila sa kaguluhan. in fact, nauna pala sila...

fbitc:nothing's sacred. who knows what the rubber duckie actually is... or how ernie really plays with it!!! so have you found your top-bert yet? joke!

Anonymous said...

OMG

Just OMG - REVELATIONS

I also thought there was something fishy about those two living together.

Maybe Rubber Duckie was one of the male toys they used - hahaha - kinky *squeak *squeak

closet case said...

hello slust2 (again!) shocking, isnt it??? hehehe

Anonymous said...

sesame street turned orosa-nakpil.
i wonder how big is big bird's.

closet case said...

loved that, ming meows!
big bird may be big.
but a bit too femme for me! hahaha