Sunday, September 26, 2021

Buhay Pandemya: Going Mental

After a year and a half of this pandemic, and intermittent lockdowns, I have come to realize the impact on my mental health. During lockdowns, I become extremely horny, as in crazy horny. As I am forced to stay put for weeks on end, my libido goes on overdrive. I consume porn (though just like a drug, tolerance increases. It takes much more to turn me on.) And I end up buying sex toys online. 

I’ve always been curious about them. But with the lockdown and the convenience of online shopping (Nasa Lazada yarn!) I am suddenly adding to cart. I won’t go into the details. The reality is that some of those toys still fail to satisfy.


But I did find something that finally agrees with me. LOL. Hands free cup. With varying frequencies. LOL. So I am trying to control myself from getting addicted. LOL (Just like Charlotte and her “Rabbit” in an ep of SATC). Kinda pricey though. But I’d have to say it’s worth it. Sorry. No unboxing video. HAHAHA. 

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hi CC.

May i know the brand name of the toy? Thanks,

Corp Closet said...

Under JaceStore Ph look for handsfree

Anonymous said...

Thanks CC. There are two items there. Is the one you bought the purple one at P2899 or the white one at P2499? Thanks again.

Corp Closet said...

2899