Friday, December 28, 2007
end of days
worked out earlier at the branch at the Block. I was surprised to see this announcement in the locker room. Wow. Management is getting tough.
i love the title: Protect the Member Experience!!! But what if that IS what the member wants to experience? hahaha.kaya nga nag-member ng fitness in the first place! hahaha.
take note of the fine print: read the portion on EXPULSION of membership! Management's bearing their teeth!
of course, this really means DONT GET CAUGHT, GIRL. choose naman wisely. at huwag pilitin ang ayaw! hindi naman siguro na nagpapa-straight effect yun. DI KA LANG NIYA TYPE KAYA QUIT FOLLOWING HIM! and really, subtlety is key, girls. a super-wet white underwear IS NOT SUBTLE. neither is a TEENY WEENY FACE TOWEL to cover the jewels! and you really DO NOT have to be stark naked before you wrap yourself with your towel, di ba? and please wipe the drool off your lips when you stare at the hunk.
don't say management didnt warn you... :)
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*faints*
*wakes up and pinches himself*
...no good....
*clicks his heels three times* and says there is no place like home, there is no place like home.
...no good....
gah!
*faints*
sorry lobster... all good things have to end some time...
Sexual advances of any kind... if caught. Hahahaha! :)
KOREK, dave! happy new year!
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