Tuesday, July 15, 2008

ff buffet

last year, i wrote about the "buffet" at fitness first. as in, if you come at the right time, it's 'eat all you can'. this time, i will try to describe the different culinary delights served at the "buffet"...

siomai - let's start with chinese dim sum. the siomai is the long-staying patron of the wet & dry saunas. siomai's stay too long hoping to get some action or at least catch a preview. sa tagal nila sa sauna eh mistulang prunes na ang kanilang mga daliri.




sushi - in typical buffet restaurants, sushi is one of the main attractions. here in ff buffet, this is what is usually avoided. sila yung mga saksakan ng lansa. maski ilang calamansi at wasabi in kikkoman eh hindi maalis ang lansa.



dim sum cart - you know how it is in some chinese restaurants, the dim sum cart wanders around. well the dim sum cart is the wanderer of the ff buffet. isang minuto na sa dry. tapos na sa sauna. tapos na sa shower. balik sa dry. the dim sum cart is usually searching... frantically.









angus steak - prime beef. the Pièce de résistance of the buffet. not often served because of its rarity. this is the hunky, gorgeous gymrat who happens to be 'available' and also on the take. siyempre lang, may attitude. minsan over. and for this viand, that chance encounter is never enough. so there is the exchange of numbers ONLY if angus steak finds you deserving.





lemon meringue - we are at the dessert station. and there is this great looking piece of pie - the lemon meringue. looks wonderful on the outside - muscular, nice face. but when you bite into it... a sudden rush of sourness. ang asim pala. only because the pie just looks sweet and delicious eh malandi pa pala sa iyo.



so there you have it. a sampling of the variety available at all fitness first branches guaranteed! all day, everyday!

=)

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hahaha....and what dish do you fancy yourself falling into? ;P

I lol'd in real life reading this. ><

Crap Newsman said...

haha natawa ako sa lemon meringue. There should be a divaine rule na all nice looking homos should be straight-acting. Failure to comply will result in being raped by a taong grasa. For eternidad.

ArchieMD said...

are there any atchara on the table? very delicious as a side dish, but you wont actually crave for it.

Anonymous said...

Ahaha this is funny but so true!

John Halcyon von Rothschild said...

Damn. I though you meant fistfuck buffet!

Ming Meows said...

meron kaya nyan sa cebu?
tsaka diba irony? may eat-all-you-can sa gym?
anyways keber kasi wala naman akong pera pang gym.

Anonymous said...

I'm quite familiar with the dim sum carts. I've also never sampled the angus steak. Hehehe.

Quentin X said...

Can I please have a sirloin steak medium rare with mushroom sauce and baked potato? Thanks.

joelmcvie said...

Napapadalas ba ang kain mo sa FF? Hehehe! ;-)

closet case said...

hiya lobster! siyempre pang Angus Beef ako! haha

LOVE that, borg_queen! KOREK! Bawal maglinlang!!!

Nice way of putting it, ArchieMD! Oo nga naman, im sure there's atsara... sabi nga nila - laman tiyan rin yan! hahaha

thanks, polodude!

wow, john! sorry! that's not on the menu! LOL

yes, mayroon rin ganito sa fitness cebu, ming meows! but think about it, ming, it's EAT ALL YOU CAN, but you consume little calories but you expend all the energy. and you just might consume the right amount of protein!

oh you should try the angus beef, Vince!

hahaha. sure quent. but this is buffet... you have to HELP yourself to it...

ABA eh kung mayroong nakahain, di ba mcvie???

Anonymous said...

yeah! eat all you can.

then take out pede rin.

hehehe.

Joaqui said...

This is funny! ;)

closet case said...

CORRECT, RG Boy! dapat nga take out na lang kasi baka mahuli sa loob na kumakain!!!

thanks, joaqui!

Anonymous said...

Thanks for the post. Now at least I have an idea of which type of food in the Finger First "buffet" I see when I go to the sauna...c",)

I prefer the juice bar - more nutritious and concentrated stuff.