Monday, November 19, 2007

almost sex

i met up with jetblue, a reader, here in nyc. he was a most gracious host, eager to show me the g life of the city. and he did just that by introducing me to this really nice, italian-irish new yorker, lou. he had loads of new york stories but that is for another post.

i am just struck by jetblue's story about the guy he's dating currently and how they were into 'almost sex'. being prim and proper, i didnt want to ask him ANO BA YUN? so my mind started going wild...

almost sex:
- im about to s**k him but i change my mind and kiss it instead. (almost consumed)
- im about to be f**ked but it wouldnt go in (too tight) (almost penetrated)
- we are both about to come when mother walks in the door (almost consumated)

hey jetblue? what is ALMOST SEX?

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

hahaha, i knew u got intrigued by the concept.. hmm mejo magulo eh, im not sure how i can fully describe it.. maybe wen u get back from miami na lang ill let u watch me n my not-yet-boyfriend have almost sex hehe.. not! :) it was indeed a pleasure to meet you cc.. lookin forward to hittin d gclubs next time..

f i l l i b u s t e r o said...

baka naman "all moist sex" which would seem more odd, for sex is about getting wet... and wild.. and i am "almost lost". :) take it away miss bradshaw!

closet case said...

hahaha, jetblue! kaw, puro mga almost and not yet! haha. pass muna ako sa pag-watch ha hehehe. lets do the scene soon

filli: feel ko talaga ang sex in the city. almost...

Anonymous said...

naalala ko tuloy yung kantang Almost Paradise (or yun nga ba yung title nun?)

Marcus: Bading Down Under said...

Almost sex:

(a) Done everything but penetration,
(b) Flirted like ANYthing but still no actual clothes off,
(c) Dry humping, or
(d) Imaginary sex life?

Did any of my guesses hit the mark somehow?

Anonymous said...

Back when I was super ultra conservative and thought that masturbating was a sin, i would do it but stop before cumming. That was almost sex... but gave me blue balls! Ouch! - obewan lover

closet case said...

oo nga, AJ, almost paradise rin yun song... ganun kaya ang feeling?

marcus, i like (b)! but jetblue might actually mean (a)!

obewan... ANG SAKIT NUN!!! yikes!

thanks for visiting, people!!!

Anonymous said...

ok lets end this people.. almost sex sex actually means.. whew! good thing i stopped myself.. i ALMOST said it, hehehe..

John Halcyon von Rothschild said...

Maybe they do dry humping like high school kids. Hehe!

closet case said...

dry humping! wow... i havent heard that term in years! (since i was in high school) hahaha

jetblue - you are keeping us in suspensssse