Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Ways of telling you're gonna get Xtra Jervice

Being a spa habitue has taught me a thing or two about getting that extra service. there are legitimate spa places out there with illegitimate activities! :) and I am grateful for such places, for such therapists! i often get asked by my more-naive gelfriends how to get extra service. or at least how to tell whether your gonna get one or not... well, here's my take on a Letterman list...

Six ways of telling you're gonna get xtra Jervice:

6. your male therapist asks you if you've had a massage there before and by whom

talk gets around among them who does and who doesnt. and a therapist who does knows that by heart. they get a clue that you are into 'extras' if you've been handled by a known one.

5. he casually touches either or all of the following areas: your butthole, the perineum (that area between your balls and your anus), your balls, the tip of your d*ck

this can happen while you are being massaged or while he fixes your towel.

4. he casually brushes his groin against your foot, your hand or your head
they can get very creative with this so you better have heightened awareness. as he kneads your calf or your thigh, he reaches to the top of your thigh even as his groin is pressing against your foot. or as he massages your hands with his fingers, he does that quite near his crotch. or coming from your head area, he reaches over to massage your abdominals, pressing his crotch against your unsuspecting (?) face

3. he squeezes your nipples.
chances are, its a gentle squeeze. sometimes too subtle.

2. you get a hard-on which he cannot ignore.
he probably end up fixing your towel and brushing against your hard on.

1. you feel his hard-on
this is grabbing the proverbial bull by the horns. grab his crotch and see what happens!

i hope this little piece of information may help a PLU somewhere in despair... =)

27 comments:

Vince said...

Hmmm... interesting. I guess I'd better be much more attentive instead of getting drowsy next time I get a massage. :-)

Anonymous said...

I just realized that it is 12 midnight of 28 February. It is your day!

Happy birthday! I hope this year brings you a lot of great surprises and fond memories CC!

-monday

Anonymous said...

interesting post...pardon my ignorance, but how do you know how much to pay? is the "service charge" agreed upon by both parties before the fun begins? and does it ever happen that the therapist does it gratis (way to go, pro bono)? perhaps you can enlighten me further about this. thanks. -- nomad

fratboyinthecloset said...

Hahaha. Funny thing, I once let my bf tag along one of my once a month spa treatments. This time in a legit spa in QC, which also has another branch in Manila (so I guess you already know which one) hehehe.

All of your enumerated almost step by step chronological account of what simply or subtly happens in a spa happened to both of us - in different rooms. I guess I forgot to mention this to my bf as I have a by-heart-list of legit spas' off cam and on cam accounts. He was uberly surprised, and I was half expecting him to rip open my cubicle curtain and drag me out (he's a seloso bf).

Nothing happened *wink* *wink* since we both declined the offer *wink2x*. Though my massuer was willing to do stuffs for free (and he was cute btw).

One thing I've noticed though, half way the massage therapists with ES (extra S) usually takes off their shirts, hehe. Posing a rather nonexistent sweat, complaining that its quite hot while you're lying on supine shaking with the low thermostat. haha.

Nice. Makes me want to get a spa treatment this weekend. hehe.

PinstripedBoxers said...

Hey CC,

Happy Birthday :) I've been following your blog for quite some time now. I used to read three manila-based blogs quite frequently, now I find myself primarily checking into yours. It's good to see you're hitting your stride again. You've got a good head on your shoulders, but what I like about you is you're admittedly not perfect all the time and not ashamed to mention it here. Sometimes it's like I'm reading about a parallel life going on in Manila, when I read of your experiences. I enjoy your insights on life, and I myself truly subscribe to the effects of things like the law of attraction. Who knows, maybe I'll cross paths with you one day ;)Looking forward to your next entry!

trey said...

cute! you should make a manual. if not, a directory! :-)

closet case said...

vince... it pays to stay awake.

thanks, monday! looking forward to a really great day. single again!!!!

oh i should have included that, nomad. usually they do not negotiate and will leave it up to your 'generosity'. or they whisper something like "bahala na kayo, sir"... leaving you to decide. my practice: straight-forward massage, from P150 to P300, extra service from P500 to P700 (if im really happy)
will you get it for free? well, lets put it this way. they do this because they earn more from it. so it would not be so nice not to 'compensate' for such service, for the risk they are taking, dont you think?

fbitc, wink wink wink. i should have included that 'let me take off my shirt, sir..." !!!

gee, pinstripedboxers, thanks for this nice comment. maybe, just maybe we might bump into each other... take care!

trey, let me compile more experiences!!!

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JOSH said...

CC, happy bday!!!!

Sanctuario SPA in QC??? been der 2x courtesy of fellow blogger & guru Rob of Ryad!.

let see, M.R.iN, cute, he whispered if i wanted Xtra, and it was my 1st time so i gave in, hehehe... he did say how much... errr, 1st time so i really dont know wat 2 Xpect... eh, ganun pala yun????

2nd time around, same place, M.R.oN, mas heavy ang massage nya, may kaibahan din ang style, he asked if i've been der b4 pero his not Xtra service material, also d looks, soso

All my companion vouched for A.B.rT, hmmnn...nag ipon lang ako ng P750 and i will definitely pick him on my next visit! :)

Anonymous said...

thanks, CC. maybe one of these days, i can try getting serviced -- ugh, the way i phrase it sounds like i'm a car going to the talyer. and yeah, even if i don't know you personally, happy fantabuloush birdy! cheers! :-) -- nomad

Marcus: Bading Down Under said...

First of all, happy birthday ghurl! Hope you get to enjoy your day!

Next, may I say - Winnar! ang entry today. Love those tips! Will keep an eye (among other things) out next time.

YAJNAT said...

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hapie berdie!!!im late hehehhehh

raffy said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CC!!!!

DATS said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!
have fun and dance like no one's looking!
:)

closet case said...

thanks so much, josh!!! im guessing which among the therapists you got! hahaha. if i guessed right, A.B.rT would be the BEST! GO FOR IT!

nomad, you'd definitely feel like a car especially when you get the body scrub... the way they hose you down! haha

thanks, MarcusBDU! i did enjoy my day and night! will try to keep those tips coming...

no worries, yajnat! thanks.. thanks.. thanks.. thanks.. hugs

hey raffy!!! thanks!!!

closet case said...

and as for you, dats, thanks so much ***HUGS*** dance i did last night! and I didnt care who was looking. harharhar

f i l l i b u s t e r o said...

ganun pala yun. hehe. kaya pala ako niyaya nung friend ko sa spa.
oi happy birthday!

Anonymous said...

M.R.iN

M.R. on

A.B.rT

what do these mean?! help!! :-)

K

BoobooStrider said...

LOL @ this post.
very informative!

Baklang AJ said...

Belated Happy Birthday CC! Very informative tong post na to specially sa mga conservative na tulad ko! CarroT!

closet case said...

hello filli! join na sa spa package and enjoy.. enjoin! hehehe

k: this is josh's way of concealing identities! if you visit the place josh is referring to, i believe you will see the light!

glad you liked it, booboo! my public service to the PLU community!

salamat, aj! i would never use the word 'conservative' to describe you. i wonder why? :)

Anonymous said...

so can u recommend a good/legit spa with illegitimate services?! give us a list on where to go :)

Anonymous said...

I did try "toot toot" at this legitimate spa with illegitimate services. Now I want to ask if I got my fair share :-)

All of the things mentioned above were done to me. What surprised me was when "toot toot" whispered if i wanted to get "it", he didnt whisper in my ears but in my lips which of course continued with a very sensual (torrid??!?) kiss. Hahaha.

Was that normal? Was I getting more than the usual?

K

closet case said...

email me at closet_case07@yahoo.com.ph for the spots!!!

K, you got more than usual!!! way to go!!!

Cute Pinoy Portal said...

Wonderful Blogger!! I will follow this!

Anonymous said...

I would rather go for girls who are doing the extra services to me! :D

Anonymous said...

what spa is this