homo...nyms, that is.
just thought of sharing this old email. one of the things im doing on the first day at work: clean up the inbox. my hair stands on its ends when i see too much email on my inbox. (too much = X>100emails)
1. He who jumps off a bridge in Paris is in Seine.
2. A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.
3. Dijon vu - the same mustard as before.
4. Practice safe eating - always use condiments.
5. Shotgun wedding: a case of wife or death.
6. A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.
7. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
8. Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.
9. Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?
10. Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.
11. Reading while sunbathing makes you well red.
12. When two egoists meet, it's an I for an I.
13. A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.
14. Definition of a will: a dead give away.
15. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
16. In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes.
17. She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off.
18. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
19. If you don't pay your exorcist, do you get repossessed?
- LOVE THIS!
20. With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
21. When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.
22. The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.
23. You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.
24. Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under
.
25. Every calendar's days are numbered.
26. A lot of money is tainted - it taint yours and it taint mine.
27. A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.
28. A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at
large.
29. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end
.
30. Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.
31. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis.
- ANG CUTE NITO!
32. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
33. Acupuncture is a jab well done.
saya talaga pag homo! =)
6 comments:
some are funny some are not.
masayang homo = gay gay
Cute. :)
i hate to say this but i used to think highly of you. as i read through your posts, i cannot help but shake my head in disappointment. it's like seeing a friend waste his life. you enabled comment moderation function. i will not be suprised not to see my comment posted. but that's alright. at least i got it out. hopefully you get the message.
hello ming! yeah, some are cute!
hey flippin'! i didnt think you were a reader! glad you enjoyed.
hello anonymous one. nope, your comment didnt get edited out. =) i appreciate the honesty and maybe even the concern!
Cute! lolz puns galore!
Anonymous comments suck.
Now that's not a pun :P
Happy New Year CC!
hi john! happy new year!!!
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